18,000 German Troops Approved to US Deployment

In a move showing the rapidly deteriorating conditions in the United States, where new reports are showing nearly 1 out of 5 Americans are now jobless and another 20 million have been thrown from their homes into the street, the GRU is reporting to Prime Minister Putin today that German Chancellor Angela Merkel has ordered her Federal Ministry of Defense to place over 18,000 Bundeswehr troops under NATO command for “immediate” redeployment to the heartland of the US.

According to these reports, Merkel received an “urgent” plea from Obama this past fortnight for these German troops after being told by his US Military Commanders that they may not have sufficient forces in their Northern Command to keep an expected American civil-war from occurring during the expected bank failures set to occur in their Nation in late April and early May and depriving these already beleaguered people of even the most basic of necessities forcing millions of them into relief camps.