Monday, December 14, 2009

In 2009 BCE, a Greek city was established in DC and Congress, King of America, insisted that all citizens adopt the worship of Government. He also outlawed Jewish religious practices such as polygamy, burnt offerings and Shabbat preaching contrary to IRS regulations. A small group of Jews, led by a Judah Maccabee marched on DC. Using guerilla tactics, the group took control of the main thoroughfare and eventually succeeded in retaking the city.